What's a Computer's Favorite Snacks?
"Microchips"

@hijenhek

Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy ?
"Inheritance"

@Malek-Haddar

Why JAVA developers wear glasses ?
"because they cannot C#"

@mouadh-dev

The One true JavaScript exception handler. 😎
try {
Something
}catch(e){
window.location.href="https://stackoverflow.com/search?q=[js] + " +e.message;
}
Exception Handling Done right !!

@khalifa-dv

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

@Marouen